Below is the pitch I’m submitting for a future horror movie, see what you think.
In the tradition of “Alien” and “Jaws” comes the newest monster that could strike at any time — The Mold — a creeping, crawling creature of malicious might that eats away at the very sustenance of humanity — their food sources.
Expert explorers lead by the brilliant, but quirky, Dr. Penicillin (Hugh Laurie) head into the trenches to battle The Mold in its unnatural habitat — The Refrigerator. Rounding out the group is the hilarious sidekick Poncho Fungus (Carlos Mencia), beautiful nuclear physicist — and former bikini model — Dr. Wana Laya (Megan Fox), and the career soldier and resident heavy weapons expert Karl Weathers (Carl Weathers).
The action and emotion will spore over in this years high-octane, high-concept romantic-thriller “The Refrigerator Protocol.”
Tagline: The Human Race Has An Expiration Date.
